Pre-nuptials

Dear Friends of Earth and Beyond,

It is rather easy to make an inappropriate joke about the drawing above. The washing machine could easily say, "By the way you might want to think about cleaning out your lent trap." This phrase, however, is tasteless. Furthermore the lent trap really has little to do with the washing machine. Why would a washing machine care about lent? The only way a "WM" could be frustrated/upset with lent would be if it actually caused the dryer to slow down the drying cycle or if it caused a fire which would seemingly destroy both machines.

Rip it up.

Leo the Fifth (5th)

A Day In The Warehouse

Image (c) 2008 by Leo Enterprises.

Update

I hope you are all doing well. We have been rather busy at Leo Headquarters as of late. We apologize for staying away for so long. We were stuck in a rather large Turkish Bath, it was most pleasant. Nevertheless, it can be quite frustrating deciding on the correct type and color of a shirt for printing. We at Leo made quite a large blunder on our first purchase of printable shirts, but rest easy my friends as we have learned from our childish ways. We plan on solving this problem and in fact we look forward to doing so. For our first wave of actual shirts we plan on printing two different images, one being ‘Morning Kong,’ and the other, well…we will just keep that a secret locked away in our ultra secure server. Our plan is to have shirts printed and ready for the near future (ETA middle of October.) We appreciate all your patience with us as we are still trying to find our metaphorical ‘sea-legs,’ we anticipate the growth of these limbs very soon.
All the best in the Universe.

Leo The Fifth

P.S.
Is anyone sick of every politician stating, “I approve this message.” Isn’t it about time that they change up this cliché and meaningless line? How about, ‘I stand behind this message,’ or ‘I, Franklin Pierce, hereby authorize my support for this message.”